| #8
You
have extremely lengthy conversations about food and “bodily
functions.” |
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#7
For
those with lighter skin tones, you sport the “raccoon
look” - a highly attractive type of facial tan that
you get when you wear sunglasses while being outside a lot.
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#6
You
know all the words to your own music – and everyone elses’. |
#5
Your
jacket looks like this. |
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#4
You start noticing the parts of your body that don’t
have bruises
instead of the parts of your body that do. |
| #3
You
don’t expect zippers to – you know – “work” |
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#2
You
respond to questions with a blank stare. When the question
is repeated that changes to a dumb look. The third go round
you need verification that the person is indeed talking to
you.
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#1
You think that this is a good hair day
(and no Josh isn’t using hair gel). |
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